Board Shorts That Won't Leave You Bored
 
We remember our first pair of board shorts; they were long, comfy and, above all, fashionable. But lately, we've been noticing most of our options out there are lacking in the style department… then we heard that UnderU4Men was now offering board shorts in addition to their (world-class) selection of under-candy.
 
First up, we saw the reissue of the original board short from the 1940s. Speedo first created them to hang long, and out of a drape material to protect the knees of the surfers. We were enamored until we saw the swimwear from Ed Hardy. One of the best-known tattoo artists in the world, Hardy's designs are available on both boxers and shorts and would be a hit in both the bedroom and on the beach. Both items are only available at UnderU4Men.
 
We try to pop in periodically because their selection is always new and interesting, and while we love to visit the downtown store, we think it's a godsend that they maintain a Bridgeport Village store as well.  After all, we need something to do when our Lady drags us out for shopping excursions.
 
Under U 4 Men
7405 SW Bridgeport Road
503.274.2555
and 507 SW Broadway
503.274.2555
www.underu4men.com

Come On Down To South Park…

The Northwest is home to some of the freshest, more delicious seafood in the U.S., but you may not realize just how flavorful our finned population can be if you haven't been dining at South Park. The downtown restaurant, located on the park blocks, has one of Portland's best seafood menus, plus a great variety of other dishes, expert cocktails, and original desserts—and we bet you haven’t been there in a while.

When you get there, be sure to ask about the fresh fish of the day—South Park usually features three, and crafts entrees to accentuate their best flavors. Consider the Farmer's Connection, which pairs locally farmed vegetables (or whatever the specialty of the day is) with the fish of your choice. If you're not in the mood for seafood, South Park also offers free-range chicken, pork chops, and a few excellent pasta choices. And be sure to save room for a Marionberry Mousse or Vanilla Bean Crème Brulee for dessert.

If you've been fishing for great seafood but came out empty-handed, cast out to South Park. Trust us: you'll be hooked.

South Park Seafood Grill
901 SW Salmon St.
Portland, OR 97205
503.326.1300
www.southparkseafood.com

Get Tanked
 
The east side of town has really come into its own. Mississippi has great boutiques; Alberta has cool, quirky art; but in our opinion, the Hawthorne District always has and always will be King of the East, and Tanker is its new King of Bars. Here's why:
 
Tanker's mixture of wood and steel, port windows, local art, padded sparkly vinyl booths and perfect lighting give it a great atmosphere. It has a deep selection of beer (15 on tap and 19 different tall cans), which range from Ninkasi to Mickeys, so you can have a nice micro or re-live your early drinking days with a 24-ouncer. Add to this a fully stocked bar, the fact that happy hour is five hours long, free WiFi, popcorn, Nintendo Wii, and a jukebox that has a great selection of indie and punk, and you have the perfect watering hole.
 
If after downing a few you find yourself hungry, you need not worry; Tanker has a great selection of gigantic and tasty grinders, hot wings, and (our favorite) Frito Pie. All aboard.
 
Tanker
4825 SE Hawthorne Blvd.
Portland, OR 97215
503.445.4635
www.tankerbar.com

Oregon HotSpring Spas
 
Sure, owning a hot tub provides a certain added caché when inviting your lady to the backyard to sit beneath the summer stars, but apparently they're truly good for you. July is Health & Wellness Month at Oregon HotSpring Spas, and they're offering a special of only $99 down, $99 minimum monthly payments, 12 months same as cash. Check out their new Limelight Spas—they're affordable and have tons of extra features. And if you're into Saunas, they've got those too. Check out their Helo Saunas, which are 10% off this month only.
 
www.oregonhottub.com

Look Out Ahead, Michael
 
You too can have that '80s Knight Rider tech feel in your car with the fresh, new Knight Rider GPS by Mio. This sleek GPS unit, complete with that flickering red LED—just like K.I.T.T. —gets you where you need to go with the same voice which made the talking car famous.
 
It features include a 4.3-inch touch-screen display, rechargeable battery and more than four million points of interest. Black leather jacket not included.
 
www.knightridergps.com

Do You Know A Tiny Dancing Indian?

Listen here, Mr. YouTuber—you've got access now to a new camcorder to record that all-night orgy for a posting for your buddies later. The Samsung SC-MX20 does up a nice customized recording mode optimized for YouTube, which you can turn around and upload after you clear the midgets and donkeys out of your pad.
 
Take note also of the support for SD/SDHC/MMC+ memory cards, allowing you to share your exploits offline as well.
 
www.samsung.com

Is that a Screwdriver in Your Pocket…

In the past the only multi-tool available was the Leatherman, which, let's face it, looks ridiculous hooked to your belt unless you're wearing a pair of Carhartts and doing manual labor.

Luckily, we now have the Utili-Key 6-in-1 tool. Not only does this tool have a Phillips, a standard and an eyeglass screwdriver, plus a knife blade and bottle opener, but it's the size of an ordinary house key.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/6d98/

It’s Oregon Craft Beer Month, and we’re down to celebrate with each and every local brew. We’re starting with Bridgeport’s award-winning IPA. It’s brewed with a blend of five hop varieties so it’s got that full flavor you crave in an IPA, but with a citrusy aroma and only a hint of bitterness. It pours smooth, has a golden glow, and goes great with grilled salmon. We’re just saying.

www.bridgeportbrew.com

Enjoy A New Haunt
 
Good ambiance is key, which is why we're looking forward to Palomino’s opening, with their high style and European-inspired American Cuisine. Palomino will be choice stomping grounds for post-work socializing or Friday-night dates, with affordable yet tasty menu items like Lobster Ravioli, Cedar-Wrapped Salmon and a Strawberry and Toasted Hazelnut Salad.
 
What: Palomino grand opening
When: This weekend
Where: 1203 NW Glisan St. (formerly Manzana)
Call: 503.248.1690
Visit: www.palomino.com

New Flicks, Old Theater
 
The Roseway Theater in NE Portland just had a major makeover and is reopening tonight with showings of Batman: The Dark Knight. This restored Portland gem from the 1920s now boasts modern features such as Digital Projection and sound, air conditioning, and comfortable seats with lots of leg room. Catch first-run movies in a vintage spot!
 
What: Roseway Theater grand opening
When: See a movie today: 12:30, 4:15 and 8:00
Where: 7229 NE Sandy Blvd.
Tickets: Only $6 every show
Visit: www.rosewaytheater.com

Black n' Sacred

Fans of out-there, ethereal heavy rock won't want to miss the triumphant return of King Black Acid and Sacred Heart. KBA has been churning out textured, substantial rock for over a decade in Stumptown, and after a three-year hiatus to hone the new stuff, it promises to be King once again.

What: King Black Acid and Sacred Heart
When: Saturday, July 19, 8 pm
Where: Doug Fir Lounge, 830 E Burnside St.
Tickets: $10
Visit: www.dougfirlounge.com

Buy A Suit, Save on a Shirt

The ladies of Duchess are pleased to announce that anyone making a July or August appointment for a tweed, velvet, or flannel suit will receive a complimenting shirt at half-price! Get in touch now to make your appointment—their suits are truly impressive, and very cool.

What: Buy a Suit, save on a Shirt at Duchess
When: now through August
Where: 2505 SE 11 th Ave., Suite 108
Call: 503.281.6648
Email: duchess@duchessclothier.com
Visit: www.duchessclothier.com